Saturday, September 8, 2007

UVA vs Duke

12:06 UVA runs onto the field...i am hungry, i can smell the chicken nuggets.

12:10 I just noticed that me and al groh have been at uva for the same length of time.

12:14 Slowest developing punt return ever, but we ended up on the 3....we better score.

12:15 We lost yardage

12:16 FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE YEAR WOOOOOO! Not surprisingly it was to one of the tight end clones

12:19 I turned off the sound so that i can watch russia macedonia instead. im pretty sure i won't really miss much from mike hogewood and color commentary cloneman.

12:22 RUSSIA ALMOST SCORES, what a horrible striker. i mean the ball across the goal was perfect, just the striker didnt know to run to it.

12:24 Nice run up the middle by peerman, then he fumbles...thankfully UVA recovers or i prolly would have had an aneurysm.

12:27 Sewell looks to the sideline...man in motion...yeah he is confused....timeout, UVA.

12:30 TOUCHDOWN PEERMAN!!!! It feels so good to play duke....at home.

12:32 Havoline has quite possibly the greatest ad campaign ever.

12:33 RED CARD FOR THE RUSSIAN GOALIE, and the SUB GOALIE MAKES THE SAVE ON THE PENALTY KICK OMG OM GOM GOMGOMG.

12:38 Duke gets a 1st down on fourth and short....many moral victories dont add up to real ones.

12:40 At this point i want to mention that my roommate's brother was sporting his V sabre all-over print pants. the brother-in-law was wearing pastel yellow pants. somehow, UVA got the ball back while i was eating some chicken nuggets. tyson chicken nuggets = delicious saltyness.

12:43 2 points for duke...yea um long snapping...

12:45 BEAUTIFUL GOAL by the Aarshyvin

12:58 UVA is running at will. not surprisingly i guess.

1:02 Option look by Sewell, i like it...would like it better in the spread offense...hint hint.

1:09 We cheated, had to settle for a field goal attempt, and then duke blocks it and runs it back 50 yards. im glad i decided not to go today. on the plus side, i am wearing my maryland is for haters shirt.



1:15 my roommate walks out without a shirt......i think he was going to the shirtless guy convention

1:19 Lalich in.....looks good rolling out throwing to the tight end...the creativity in this offense is on par with the network execs in charge of fox reality tv.

1:28 Lalich staying in.....interesting...is groh going to attempt to attach his legacy to the wonderkid?

1:58 yea nothing really important to report....i am reading up on the russian oligarchs....its hot outside though...i think we shall grill tonight

2:05 FUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE. duke cheerleader was kinda hot actually. matt doherty may just have higher standards in women for me.

2:12 duke is moving the ball...this is another in a series of moral victories that lead to nowhere.

2:14 moral victory for UVA. PICK and yeah, um i dunno about whoever is duke's qb. but then they get caught cheating again.

2:19 second bad snap...hi coaching. in the mini-game of field position, UVA is losing by a lot. also on the other tv now is san marino vs czech republic....would be bigger upset then app. st. vs michigan.

2:21 the scariest phrase ever: Touchdown Duke. and to pour salt in the wound, duke with the 2 pt conversion.

2:25 GUESS WHAT!?!?!? We fumbled and didnt recover. GROH MUST GO GROH MUST GO! (thats me pretending to be in the stands)

2:36 Payne Train runs through 4 people....i like him. him and lalich in the backfield....this will be great 2-3 years from now.

2:41 Thankfully UVa moves the ball...and cant punch it into the endzone.....there we go...pass to WHAAAAAAAAAA?? the tight end.

2:50 I sigh.....roommate says oh so duke is about to score again? (40 yards on two passes)

2:54 Sigh of relief....they missed a field goal.

3:02 switched other tv to france-italy....i hope gattuso tries to bite somebody...also peerman breaking tackles....nice

3:07 nail in the coffin...chris long with the sack. he made an L with his arm. copped it from LJ....knicks LJ not KC LJ. most notable for the four point play. so i am going to watch italy-france....my picks for watching tonight...um LSU-VT.

3 comments:

aL said...

The announcers were in love with Chris Long at the end of the game. Come on, it's against DUKE football. Of course he should be in the QB's face on every passing down. But is he the real deal?

aL said...

I haven't had Tyson chicken nuggets in a long time. I'm missing out...

Ed said...

honestly, i had the sound on the soccer......