"So foul and fair a day I have not seen"
Bisciotti, King of Owings Mills, has at long last released Billick, Thane of talking too much. Assuring him of his position in December, heads roll in January. Newsome and Cass along with Moriarty have been commissioned to find a new Court Jester. One that will amuse the King.

Rex Ryan: JOvial like bacchus, defensive-mind fit to lead the 300 against the evil empire.

John Harbaugh: brother of a sissy-armed QB, coach of punters and kcikers.

Brian Schottenheimer: son of SS captain, coach of sissy-armed QB and one of the ETS

Jason Garrett: princeton is in new jersey

Jim Caldwell: colts belong in baltimore.

Josh McDaniel: didnt want you anyways, ill-begotten son of CZar belichek.

WHO IS FIT TO RUN THE CASTLE???