Eagles @ Redskins

Donovan and the Eagles come to Landover, MD to take on the Skins. Moss and Washington are out today. Let's see I think I'll take the Eagles today. Why do the announcers always say "Welcome to the Nation's Capital?". FedEx Field is in Maryland.

Eagles have 0 kick returns this seaon of 30+ yards. Let's see what happens. Reverse on the kick return. Nothing much really happened. Tripped over his own guy. C'mon Donovan. Need you to have a big day for the sake of my fantasy team. Completes his first pass. Good start. Did you know that Jason Campbell is dating Miss D.C.? I still think Brian Westbrook is one of the most overrated RB's out there.

Andy Reid - I think the last time the Eagles were playing the Redskins it was a MNF game a couple weeks ago and the announcers were talking about your sons that the rest of us refer to as criminals. Let's see if they mention it today. McNabb is just of on this first drive. Darryl - why would Donovan care what other people have to think about him being a "running" QB?

Well so far Westbrook is absolutely shredding this Redskin defense. Westbrook has never scored a touchdown at FedEx Field. Scratch that. Touchdown. Brian Westbrook. Well, the Eagles looked exactly like the UVA Cavaliers on this first drive marching their way down the field and scoring on the first drive. Let's see if the outcome is the same. Eagles 7, Redskins 0. Skins committed 3 penalties on that opening drive.

McCardell is 8th on the all-time receptions list? I didn't know that. Touchdown. Campbell to Thrash. First touchdown reception for a Redskins receiver this year. Extra point no good. Flag on the play. Penalty declined. Redskins 6, Eagles 7. That's why you kick 'em. Just like free throws.

Bummed about that gut?



Brian Westbrook's brother Byron plays for the Redskins. I didn't know that. Great throw and catch from Campbell to Thrash. Campbell definitely has an arm. I don't know why Gibbs doesn't go long more often. 31 yard gain. Touchdown. Campbell to Thrash again. 2nd TD pass today. I should have started Campbell over McNabb. Redskins are going for 2. No good. Redskins 12, Eagles 7.

All 8 of Campbell's completions have gone to WRs. Campbell going looooooong to Lloyd. Almost caught. Good idea to go for that pass though. Halftime.

Eagles are going for it on 4th and inches. QB sneak. Doesn't look like he got it. Turns out he go it. McNabb to Smith. Touchdown. Yes! 2nd today. Eagles 13, Redskins 15. Eagles are going for 2. No good. Campbell is completing his passes here at the end of the third quarter.

Washington has lead in the fourth quarter in 8 of their 9 games. All except the 52-7 loss to New England. Portis breaks the 100-yard rushing mark for the second consecutive week. Touchdown Campbell to McCardell. His first touchdown since 2005. Campbell with 3 TD passes today.

TOUCHDOWN. 45-yard reception McNabb to Brown. Yes! 3 TDs today for McNabb. Great throw and catch. Fumble Ladell Betts. They're challenging the call on the field. Play stands on the field. Washington loses its final timeout. McNabb fumbles on the very next play. Recovered by the Redskins. Nice. 58-yard touchdown reception McNabb to Westbrook. 4 TD passes today. Eagles 26, Redskins 25. Skins are going for it on 4th and 13...they have to. Campbell fumbles. Looks like this game is going to go to the Eagles. There's still plenty of time left though. Almost about 2.5 minutes left. Since the Skins don't have any timeouts they had to go for it instead of punting. Touchdown Brian Westbrook. Walks it in. Eagles 33, Redskins 25. Since the Redskins allowed the score so quickly there is still 2 minutes left in the game. It is still a one possession game. Eagles have scored 3 touchdowns in the 4th quarter. Game over. Eagles go to 4-5, Redskins go to 5-4. Redskins going to Dallas next week.


Darryl Johnston
"When you get yourself into a 15-20 point deficit it's hard to dig yourself out of that hole."
"You've got to be a good-tackling team."
"Is that a free five?"
"A lot of wincing. He doesn't look very comfortable."
"Sean Taylor has a bad shoulder. He's not at full strength at this point in the season."

Tony Siragusa
"I play those video games you know those one person things. I couldn't be in the military though. A little too big to be in the military. But you know I like playing those games."
"Donovan McNabb is a big, bold-bodied guy."
"Them piles is where it happens."
"A big man like that needs a lot of sleep."
"You don't run draws and screens on bad defenses. You run them on good ones."

Virginia @ Miami

48-0. Wow that was a great game. Last game in the Orange Bowl will be a memorable one for the Hurricanes hahaha. My, my, my how the mighty have fallen. Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson couldn't help Miami.



Virginia vs. Virgina Tech in two weeks. Hopefully UVA can continue playing like they have been.

Nuggets @ Wizards

A.I. and Melo in town tonight. Jay-Z is also in town. He'll be performing at Love tonight. I wish I was invited. What I wish more was that I was invited to Gil's birthday party last year at Love. I wonder if the 26th birthday party will be as big. I doubt it, but I hope I'm invited haha. I wonder if Beyonce will be there tonight.



Stevenson is just awful. Have you seen his new tattoo? I heard he wanted to get his number tattooed on the middle of his back. Are you kidding me? I mean I understand the name but the number? Practically no one keeps his same jersey number throughout his career. It rarely happens and guys who have done it were back in the past and who were superstar Hall of Famers, not DeShawn Stevenson.




I've been impressed with Haywood so far this year. Maybe I was wrong in thinking that not having Thomas would be detrimental to his performance. Maybe he just needed to know that the job was his. Who knows its only been 4 games.

Nick Young is in during the first quarter. I like it. The Wiz need something to kick start them. Arenas is definitely not 100 percent. Andray Blatche is a young kid too, only 21. He's on Facebook. Add him as a friend. I think right now the offense has to go through Caron Butler. He's the only one really in a rhythm this year. He works best in transition on the break or off the dribble creating his own shot. I'm interested in seeing how Arenas changes his game to accommodate his injury in becoming a better passer and getting his teammates involved.

They're having problems with the clock on the floor. They installed two new clocks on the court one on each side of court on each basket. I like the new additions. They also upgraded the JumboTron at Verizon. Also quite nice. Damn. Melo is heating up. Alley-oop hitting a jumper.

End of first quarter tied at 28. Caron is definitely leading this team right now. I don't know where Jamison went. I like how Jordan is getting some of the new guys some PT along with Antonio Daniels. No, Mike, Songalia is not really a great addition for this team. Man the pace has really picked up during this game. I like it.

Why the f^&* are we talking to Tim Russert about Hilary Clinton??? This is stupid.

Damn. That is the second alley oop given up tonight. Uh oh. Jordan has the B-Squad out there right now. This is not good. Nice spin move by Melo. Arenas and 1. Nice drive. Finally a 3-pt shot for Antawn. Blatche is getting some decent PT. 9 points and 8 boards so far. Nice game thus far. Who is this Kleza guy on the Nuggets? Two wide open threes. Wiz are down by 10.

Caron Butler was arrested 15 times by the time he was 15 years old. 3rd alley oop. Let's keep count tonight. Fourth alley oop. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh wow what a dunk by K-Mart. I wish I had that on video. Halftime Wizards 51, Nuggets 60.

The D-Wade commercial is decently good.



I've been warming up to Steven A. Smith. I used to think he was damn annoying but I'm starting to like how he puts Bill Walton in his place. I must say I'm surprised at how the Boston Celtics are playing this year thus far. Again only 4 games into the season but the big three are getting their points.

I like the music for this commercial



Washington is only shooting 37% from the field. Not gonna do it. A.I. is 32 and in his 12th year in the league. Remember when he crossed up MJ? "I gave him a baby cross-over" 5th alley oop tonight. Camby to Melo.



Wow, Arenas has played more minutes per game than anyone in the league so far this season. Didn't know that. Plus he's not 100%. Stevenson is just straight up struggling. Tear drop from Jamison. That's his shot. Wizards are now down by 17. Its getting ugly. That is not where you want your offense coming from...Songalia shooting an outside jumper. Why is he even out there? I'm hearing some boos. Well-deserved. Wizards have 15 turnovers. This is a sloppy game. Melo is just draining his shots. 25 points so far. So many turnovers. This is turning into a pickup playground type game. Blatche 11 points and 8 rebounds. Melo just can't miss. 13 points in the third quarter.

The best player on the Wizards Butler is not even on the floor right now. This game is getting difficult to watch with the poor execution and all of these turnovers. DAMN. Melo is just LIGHTS OUT right now. 30 points so far in this game and its only the third quarter.

Wiz down by 23 points now. Let's get some of the young guys in there now. This is a sad sight to see. The boos are coming out with regularity now. As it should be like Van Gundy said. I don't think it is entirely a lack of effort. Arenas is just not 100%, and they stopped getting the ball to Butler. Denver outscored Washington 33-11 in the third quarter. Nothing is going right for the Wizards. Disappointing. I don't think Melo has missed a shot this entire second half.

Sixth alley oop this game. Iverson to Smith. Wizards are going 0-5. Tying for the worst start in franchise history. Damn. Arenas is on the bench with ice on his knees. Nooooo don't turn into Patrick Ewing. 29 turnovers for Washington.

Mike Breen:
"Nick Young...who looks like he is fifteen years old."
"It has been Murphy's Law for the Wizards here in the third quarter."
"This one's a clinic for Denver."
"Thankfully this one's coming to an end."
"Denver shelacks Washington."

Jeff Van Gundy:
"I think my dad was in the Army, but I think he was faking it."
"Washington's transition defense is deplorable."
"LeBron James 260 pounds and 4 percent bodyfat. The man is pushing KG for MVP honors just two weeks into the season."
"Special players have to play special...to give yourself a chance to win."
"When you put a body its gonna reduce their vertical."

Wizards vs. Magic

The Washington Wizards fell to 0-3 Saturday after losing to the Orlando Magic 94-82. There were several things that I noticed during the game:

1. Gilbert Arenas was playing with something on his leg during the first half. He finished with 10 points, 3 rebounds, and 6 assists. Definitely not usual Hibachi numbers. Agent 0 was definitely not himself as I thought he was playing "pass-first" basketball instead of looking for his shot.
   
   
2. Orlando was making shots beating Washington in 3-pt %, FG %, and FT %.



3. Brendan "Brenda" Haywood played a decent game finishing with 10 points and 16 rebounds.
   
   
   
4. Eddie Jordan left the B-squad in the game for too long during a stretch in the third quarter. I thought he could have played Antonio Daniels for more minutes.
   

Let's go back through the game shall we?

Kelly Rowland singing the National Anthem. Where was Beyonce? I would have preferred Beyonce...

Now Introducing Gilbert Arenas...

Now Introducing Antawn Jamison....

Now Introducing Caron Butler...

Caron checking out a cheerleader. I've traced an arrow from his eyes to...well you know he was just cop-ing a look that's all...

Tipoff...



Patrick Ewing looking confused: (am I supposed to check in now??? Ow! My knees. I'd better not. Plus I've got a suit on. Do you think coach would sub me in with my suit on?)...


Dwight "Baby Ewing" Howard kissing his hand for good luck...

Patrick was not looking at the camera because I WAS TAUNTING HIM ABOUT THE TIME MJ POSTERIZED HIM.




Who, me? Bo Outlaw? You want me to practice? Practice? C'mon we talkin' bout practice. Not the game. Oh wait that was A.I....



Game Over...

Orlando Magic leaving the Verizon Center...





Which one would you pick??? What is everyone else looking at???

Redskins @ Jets

Coming off of a 52-7 beat-down against the New England Patriots the Washington Redskins hope to get back into the winning column this afternoon against the New York J-E-T-S. Shouldn't be too tall of a task. I think the Redskins should win today. Lav Coles is out for the first time in seven seasons. Too bad.

First play kickoff return Leon Washington. Yes! Got him on the fantasy team baby. The Jets have the most kickoff return touchdowns since 2001. The Redskins scored in their opening possession for the first time this season. Fluid front setup by the Jets. I like it. Clemens is decently fast. Man the Jets offense is rolling. Some guy who went to Syracuse just caught a touchdown pass for the Jets. Nice.

Onside kick by the Redskins. Great move. They recover. Damn. Nice draw play to Portis. Where did that speed come from? Clinton Portis has not rushed for a 100 yards in a game this season. 3rd field goal today for the Redskins. That's what they get from the recovered onside kick.

Another field goal for the Redskins. Who is this? The Ravens? Great sack by Laron Landry. It wasn't even on the blind side. Jets go 3 and out for the first time today, middle of the 3rd quarter.

So who do you got in the Superbowl coming up at 4? I think the Patriots will take it. 29 yard scramble by Campbell. That is the longest run by a Redskin this year. Campbell also has the second longest run for the team this season as well. Clinton Portis for the first time in the last 13 games finally has over 100 yards rushing.

32 yard run by Portis. He looks unusually fast today. Touchdown. Portis. Nice run attack on this drive by the Redskins with Portis and Betts. Redskins are going for 2. Complete to Randle-El. Nice drive and 2-point conversion.

We're headed to overtime 20-20. All I have to say is that this game better be over soon. I'm switching over to the Pats-Colts game in a few minutes. Going looooong. Campbell incomplete to Moss. Great idea though.

I'm switching over to watch the Superbowl. Sorry.

Apparently the Redskins hit a field goal to win it in OT. Skins go to 5-3. Took OT to beat a now 1-8 team. Nice.

Kenny Albert:

• Kellen Clemens was born in the same year that Roger Clemens was drafted.
  

Darryl Johnston:

• You gotta be smart. You just gotta be smart.
• What looks open when your hand is in motion might not be open when the ball leaves your hand.
  

Tony Siragusa:

• One thing that the Jet's don't want is for the Redskins to run it back on them now.
• Moss is limping off the field. He can't be 100 percent.

Wizards @ Celtics

Big Three vs. Big Three tonight. Wizards go into Boston to take on the Celtics for the Celtics' home opener. Here's what Agent 0 had to say about tonight's game:

So listen here. On November 2nd, we're going to go into that building, we're opening up Boston. Right now I'm telling the Boston fans: You guys are going to lose. It's not going to be a victory for Boston. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn't winning in Boston for the season opener. I'm sorry.

I've got to be honest. I hope the Celtics fail miserably this year. Its bad enough that the Red Sox won the World Series this year and the Patriots are undefeated and Boston College is doing so well. I hope Agent 0 goes for 50 points tonight.

Bill Walton:

• Pierce, Garnett, Allen aka PGA Tour or What is your GPA. They don't want to be called the Big Three anymore.
• Kevin Garnett was born to be a Boston Celtic.
  
• Houston is gonna be very good this year.
• He [Kobe Bryant] should shut up and play ball.
• No one has ever said Kobe makes his teammates better.
  

Stephen A. Smith

• For so long we thought Danny Ainge was in a coma.
• Boston's getting on my nerves.
  

Stu Scott

• No team in NBA history with scorers averaging over 20 points each have ever won a championship.
• Stick around or else we'll come by your crib and rip your cable out.
  

Boomer: What do we get for Superbowl 41.5? Daylight Savings time. An extra hour. Don't forget to set your clock back an hour. Even in Indianapolis where you used to not have to.


Q: What do you think of the new Big Three in Boston?
Shaq: Who cares? If you don't win it all it doesn't matter.

Jeff Van Gundy:

• If you want to win, then you're not gonna talk about defense, you're gonna play it.
  

Mike Breen:

• He [Paul Pierce] plays the game at his own pace.
• A little funky dribble there.
  

That is so cheap. The Celtics are using the Requiem for a Dream theme song for the entrance video music. The Wizards used that LAST YEAR. I hope the Wizards run all over the Celtics.




Damn, Brendan Haywood is impressive so far. Darius Songalia is not a good player Mike. I like how as soon as he compliments him Songalia commits a foul and gives up a three point play. Get him off the floor.

Ok the Wizards are down big time at halftime. I'm sleepy. I'm going to sleep.

Tomorrow night Orlando @ Washington at Verizon Center in D.C. I'll be there.

UVA Basketball Alum

ADAM HALL MAKES AWeSOME GOODNESS



"Fast break...... AWWW-VASTENDUNKVONHOLE!!!!!! VISHTENKDIEREENDURLUFT!!!!!......MEIN GOD!!!"

and kicked in the nuts

Wizzy Wizards

Season OPENER TONIGHT!!!!!Z

Washington Wizards opened at 30/1 to win NBA finals and are currently at 30/1. THAT MEANS EVEN STEVENS BETTING ON BOTH SIDESS>. or nobody cares. I VOTE NOBODOY CARES So THAT agent zero believes it is perceived slight and SCORES 50 TONIGHT! over under on games won: 40.5, which is 9TH in the (l)EAST. VEGAS SAYS NO PLAYOFFS FOR ZARDS. noted SPORTS GUY rates Wizards as 10th in the (l)EAST. Another perceived slight at AGENT HIBACHI ZERO.

TONIGHTS GAME: LES BOULEZ vs PACERS. HAYMAKERS EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY DIRECTED AT MICHAEL DUNALEVY JUNIORRRRRRRRRRR. Pacers favored by one....I would go ahead and take the underdog. I will not be able to watch, but whilst i throw ping pong balls at cups full of beer, i will be thinking of my hero....ZERO.

Redskins @ Patriots

Redskins are huge underdogs today. I'm not giving them a chance.

Patriots offense is looking dominating as usual this first drive. NE loves the shotgun. It works so well for them. Brady is 5 for 5 so far on this first drive. FOX must have multiple microphones close to the field today. I can definitely hear the grunts once the play starts. Brady runs in for a touchdown. Yeah this game is gonna get out of hand.

I like that Hyundai commercial..."get a new one" hahaha. It's so true. What ever happened to commitment? If there's a way out then there's no need for it I guess.



F you Troy Aikman. Since when did you become a Red Sox fan? Give me a break. "I've always wanted to become a part of Red Sox nation" F that. You were a Red Sox fan since the age of 10?

Campbell overthrew Randle-El again. I'm telling you Campbell misses high a LOT. Damn. Maroney is running all over the Skins defense. Where has he been all year? Damn again. That was an ugly cheerleader. Junior Seau is at fullback. Touchdown Mike Vrabel. Like I said. This is getting ugly real fast. How was he that wide open? Mike Vrabel has more touchdowns himself this season than all of the Washington Redskins wideouts. I never knew Troy Aikman never threw more than 27 touchdowns in a single season in all of his career.

When the Saints Go Marchin' In!



Did you know that the Patriots have never beaten the Redskins in the past 35 years? Joe Gibbs in a press conference this past week said even he wouldn't bet on his team to win today's game. Do you think Tom Brady gets bored blowing out teams? I think its safe to start thinking about the Colts next week. Why were there so many people at work giving the Redskins a chance this week? You gotta love that about Redskins fans though. FUMBLE. Campbell loses the ball. Redskins fans are some of the most optimistic people I know. Great move by Vrabel. Tomahawk. Get's the sack and forced fumble and he has a touchdown. Not a bad game so far.

Clinton Portis looks like he's hurt. It looks like Tom Brady is in Techmo Superbowl. Remember that game for the NES? I loved that game. There was a play you could pick that would nearly always work. And it worked even better if the other team blitzed you because the TE would always be open.

The Patriots have scored in 28 out of 30 quarters this season. Campbell is picked off. Second Redskins turnover today. Did I mention that this game is getting ugly? Game 4 of the World Series tonight. As much as I hate to admit it the Red Sox will probably sweep tonight. Redskins forced the fumble. No tuck rule here. Campbell just fumbled. Forced by Vrabel. Man I should have signed this guy for my team this week. Brady is absolutely tearing up this Redskins defense. Oh man hahahha. Brady with a fake spike and touchdown pass into the end zone to Randy Moss. That should have been offensive pass interference though. 11th touchdown reception for Randy Moss. This game is getting ugly. I think I should call up some of my friends who are Redskins fans right now. Tom Brady has set his career high with 29 touchdown passes. Why do they keep saying Randy Moss is smart?

Maroney is having a huge day. Touchdown run by Tom Brady. Second today. 30-0 Patriots. This game is getting ugly.

That LeBron James Nike commercial is pretty cool. "You don't want to be me. You want to be better than me."



Ok so what time is the Patriots-Colts game next week? Vrabel with his THIRD sack and forced fumble!!! Wow. This game is getting ugly. Four Redskins turnovers so far today. Let's see if the Patriots can go for the shutout today. Brady is still completing passes.

15 minutes left in this game. Go for the shutout! Go for the shutout! This Patriots offense is relentless. Good god hahahha. Brady goes long for Randy Moss. In TRIPLE COVERAGE. Complete. That pass was perfect. Are we running up the score? 35-yard pass play. "Tom Brady doesn't come out of games unless the Patriots are up by 40 points". Nice one Troy. Brady has all day back there in the pocket. The Patriots ARE STILL passing. 4th and inches. Patriots are going for it hahaha. They should score here. Brady on the QB sneak. Gets the first down. The Patriots have scored 48 and 49 points the last two weeks. Brady to Welker. TOUCHDOWN. 44-0. This game is getting ugly.

This is definitely a Techmo Superbowl-type game. Brady has accounted for 5 Patriot touchdowns today. Nice. Now Campbell is just airing it out. Brady is finally out of the game. And the Patriots are still passing. TOUCHDOWN. Patriots. 51-0. This game is getting ugly. Relentless. I'm loving this. What pray tell will the Redskins faithful have to say tomorrow? Why will I have to listen to the pity tomorrow from these people as well as on the radio and television? Why do I not like this team even though I live in the area? This is the first time the Patriots scored over 50 points since 1984. Redskins are looking to put some points on the board. DON'T SCREW UP THE SHUTOUT!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU CHRIS COOLEY. NO SHUTOUT.

"Is there anything Mike Vrabel hasn't done today?"

This will be the Redskins' fourth largest defeat in team history.

"They went to England today. I went to New England today"

The Patriots have only punted twice today.

"The Patriots have averaged more points than Michael Jordan did one year"

I'm pissed about the non-shutout. Patriots 52, Redskins 7.

Patriots and Colts next week. I'm taking the Patriots.

Patriots gained a season-high 486 total yards.

The Weekend

At the Wilco show.....drink, drink.....


UVA vs MD....WOOOOOOOO!!!!.....drink, drink, drink


Ravens vs Bills.....hungover