LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

LOL

SO WHO DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING????

LIST OF OTHER PLAYERS THAT MIGHT BE OLDER THAN WE THINK:

ORLANDO HERNANDEZ
JOSE CONTRERAS
ALFONSO SORIANO
(APPARENTLY THEY DO NOT HAVE A VERY GOOD FILING SYSTEM IN THE CARIBBEAN SEA)

CHIEN MING WANG
HIDEO NOMO
CHAN HO PARK
ALL OTHER ASIAN BALLPLAYERS.
(ASIAN PEOPLE THINK THAT WHEN YOU ARE BORN YOU ARE ALREADY 1)

RICH HARDEN
KERRY WOOD
MARK PRIOR
PEDRO MARTINEZ
(IF YOUR ARM KEEPS FALLING OFF, YOU CANT BE THAT YOUNG RIGHT???!?!?)