With continuing horribleness of UVA basketball, Ed has been in hiding. He secretly supports UVA athletics by wearing their orange apparel, but cannot voice any positive opinions without wanting to stab himself in the eyes, OEDIPUS StyLES.



PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORTING FOR DUTYYYYYYYY!!!!. no not the gays, the ORIOLES. THe season can already be summed up in these lines

Juror No. 7: You a Yankee fan?
Juror No. 5: No, Baltimore.
Juror No. 7: Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day.

AGREED!!!. CROWBAR TO THE HEAD> or akin to facing crazy guy in oldboy who eats octopus or squid??? RAW!. HAMMER TO THE HEAD. as high school math teacher Mr. LAfferty once said, its like hitting your head against the wall, because it feels good when it stops.



Due to depressive nature of rooting interests of Ed, it is time to think about what bandwagon can ed jump on? WASHINGTON CAPITALS IS CHOICE #1. fans of capitals would be happy to have idiot jump onto team that has no following anyways. stigma of following minor-major league sport means that you have STREET CRED amongst bloggers of nation. plus liberal-leanings of ed, can be further transformed into leanings towards strong HAMMER AND SICKLE combination of OVECHKIN, FEDEROV, KOZLOV on the power play. As for presidential primaries, remember, if your president cannot do this:


THEN HE/SHE is not REAL president. VOTE PUTIN '08!